message from Ali.

Everyone, stop telling me I write sad posts. I literally have gotten 10 texts with suicide prevention hotline numbers....well more like "hey girl, everything alright" or "that post made me depressed." which is basically the same thing as 1-800-dont-kill-yourself.

I'm fine, I'm happy, but maybe blame mother nature for my being a sensitive bear..so I'd just like to thank tampax,teapot chinese food,jason mraz, my bed, and soft serve ice cream for being my support group. I would also like to condem my jeans, jorts, and everything I can't fit into this week because I'm bloated.jerks.

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY.for real, it's fuggin' cinco de babi mayo babi

Clearly, Ali