Is it wrong?

Is it wrong that I enjoy watching Dr.G Medical Examiner while simultaneously listening to Christmas music? I mean it is the day after Thanksgiving so naturally as an American I am obligated to kick off the actual holiday season (forget you Hallmark/Target/Food Lion for pulling out the decorations the day after Halloween. Rude.). Naturally, I must do this by "poppin off" some Christmas Classics like Deck the Halls, Rockin Around the Christmas Tree, and Little Drummer Boy.

However, at the same time I would love to just prance around the house to Christmas jams, I spied the tv guide channel. There was a Dr.G Medical Examiner marathon on the Discovery Health Channel. For those who don't know essentially the gist of the show is: there's a woman who cuts up dead people (don't worry it's her job) and then tells you what happens. I love this show it makes me feel like I am learning something about medicine (you know in case I have to preform surgery on the Hokie Express or something). Also, I am nosy. I like knowing everything about everything so this show is perfect because she tells you everything.

I was torn so I did the only reasonable thing: a visual/audio juxtaposition (thanks dictionary.com) mashup of dead people autopsies and deck the halls Christmas songs. If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

thoughts on thanksgiving dinner.

well i guess this sort of thing happens every year.

to tp from me.

if someone is being crazy to you, and that's making you feel crazy- you're going to treat someone else the way they have been treating you and your thoughts are going to get the best of you.

she just looked at me when I said that and just responded "....really"

like I like to say- you aren't a failure.....yet.

I suppose that statement is what my college career as a liberal arts major can be summed up with at the point. Junior year, more like panic year. More like, shit. Maybe I should have stopped reading books and started to become well aquanted with my science and math textbooks. Or, well damn. If only those three tries at Algebra 2 had paid off or if only I had learned something during Bio AP while cheating off Jordan. Business School? Science Classes? psssh. I'm going to talk about feelings and books people don't read and get pissed when I see someone with a Kindle because they don't appreciate the feeling of the pages of a book or being able to go highlighter crazy and overly passionate about a novel. I suppose I can list my talents as the following: I can read....I can wite.....I can say a few things in a few different languages.....& then a long list of useless talents.SO I've decided at this point in my college career I just need to cultivate as many useless talents as possible in hopes that one helps me break into some industry that will pay me more than $8.25 an hour.

I've decided to come back.

Look, alas Ali Virden has stopped being the deadbeat twin and finally returned to twinscipades. I have some new blogs up my sleeve and have only been waiting for the holiday season to unveil them....duh, so my leave of absence was completely......planned. Just kidding, of course it wasn't! But whatever. Here I am. Here the blog is, Jordan is not funny without me.