Today I learned:
-You will never live long enough to learn everything there is to know about everything.
-The main point of college is to teach you how much you don't know about the world.
-If you wear heels for more than four hours then switch to flats you could rip your hamstring and as a result it will look like "saggy old breasts."
-Her grandmother used to say: Don't tell people your troubles because most will be more than happy to rejoice in them.
-Contrary to popular belief the point of most novels is not that everyone dies. Except that is if you are reading the Bible.
-Siblings have more influence than parents because parents are too removed and out of touch.
-The phrase "around Robin Hood's barn" means that something is out of the way. Though I still think Robin Hood would have a tree house over a barn.
What pearls of wisdom.
lovelove.
Jordan
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